Only One More Chance to See "Every Castle, Ranked" in Seattle!

Come See My Live Comedy Show Thursday 4/13!

Hola, Butt Lovers!

If you’re in the greater Seattle metropolitan area and you haven’t seen my brand new one-woman show “Every Castle, Ranked” yet, what are you thinking??????????????????? It’s a humorous PowerPoint about castles that is also a soul-searching narrative about all the ways I’ve sabotaged and disappointed myself! What could be better?

The second show is this Thursday (4/13) at 7:30 pm at the Neptune Theater in Seattle, and nothing would make me happier than to SELL THIS SHOW OUT. That’s where you can help! Buy tickets! Tell your friends and family!

Sometimes I don’t work very hard on my work (quiet quitting? that’s what I call LIFE), but I worked REALLY HARD ON THIS and it shows! The response to last week’s show was incredible and I’m so so so so so so proud and excited to get to do it again. Do you want to have to tell your grandchildren that you missed out on moments like THIS????

I wouldn’t!

Once again, you can buy your tickets HERE. And if you’re not in Seattle, hang tight! We already have a few SECRET tour dates on the books—hopefully I can announce those soon!

Love eternally,

Lindy