Chat GPT Could Never Come Up With Chekov's Weasel
I feel like it didn't come across in this piece but I love this movie lol
I swear to God that as soon as I saw this in my inbox I said -- out loud -- "oh, we're gonna get UNHINGED", and so thank you Lindy for giving us this gift
PS I don't know if I'm a bad person for chortling at the "USA when it’s time 2 solve gun violence" pic but I think I'm still a better person than most (all?) Republicans so it evens out I guess
It was on for 5 seasons?!?!
I swear I will get back to Kindergarten Cop...
I need you to do a Butt News for Sliders because I have never heard of that movie and that trailer was insane.
Wait. Sliders was a TV show?! It’s on Peacock! 🤯
This movie convinced me to go to law school in Oregon instead of San Diego. Weird to have such a consequential decision heavily influenced by an Arnold Schwarzenegger film. I liked your version of the better than the one I watched though.
Ok but in that still of Crisp talking to his mother, WHY does he look like Jim Carrey in a ponytail wig??!
I absolutely fucking adored this movie as a kid and my family does still quote it regularly, we are not role models
I fucking laughed:
“Arnold reads the book out loud and all the kids take a nap and it’s very sweet, but WHY DID ARNOLD ABANDON ALEX THOUGH??? Then Arnold falls asleep too and has a nightmare that Crisp slides up to the window on a conveyer belt and—sorry, he fell asleep while he was watching the children??? Is that what happened to Alex?”
I didn't know it until now but I share your Jimmy Butler fantasy
Bravo!! Can I put in a request for Matrix or the Matrices? I have been watching Sense8 and it reconfirmed for me that we as a society are so far away from acceptance of folks who are fat. Like even the Wachoskis can’t conceive of a group that empathizes with a non-thin person. (Race, culture, creed, gender, etc are overcome as barriers to understanding other human beings, but you have to be traditionally hot…)
Ok so Crispy is 100% a Mister Body, like in Clue when we get this big reveal of our mysterious host and it's… some guy. Also I always thought of him as not-quite-Val-Kilmer.
Big thank you for the Stable of Stars reference, ITYSL is the only thing keeping my Netflix subscription alive but I'm thinking of taking up pirating instead, heard the kids know how to do it.