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BobbieMichele's avatar

When he says “You know what? I wished for you too.” and Sandy starts crying, let me tell you how my 16 year-old self SOBBED HERSELF SICK.

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Gabs R's avatar

Nicole Byer could play every role tbh

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Ingo Pixel's avatar

I would legit watch a movie where she and Sam Richardson play like seventeen characters and they're all basically the same just with different wigs.

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Gabs R's avatar

Yes, that sounds like my idea of a good time

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Michael Happy's avatar

I'd've gone Vanessa Bayer!

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Caitlin Delohery's avatar

Um you blew at least one mind (🙋🏻) with the part about Dominique Dunne! 🎓

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Kristy Leissle's avatar

I would please like Lady Gaga as Nicole Kidman and Ina Garten as one of the aunts. If Nicole Byer is unavailable for Jimmy I think you should ask Dan Radcliffe. Also Lindsay looking forward to cheering you on at Joe's Pub on the 14th!

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Whitney Lingle's avatar

A perfect casting list

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Mary's avatar

I know — Bowen Yang? Sam Richardson? Exquisite, let’s crowdfund this

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Dest's avatar

“she was going to make the potions and he was going to supply all the crates” not sure if this really happened or if it’s an incredible joke but I’m trying desperately not to laugh and wake up my partner rn. Thank you.

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Mac's avatar

I think if Bowen is playing one of the sisters, then obvi Matt Rogers needs to be other sister. Joel would make a great chicken pox mom, tho.

If we're not gender flipping the sister roles, tho, I want Kate McKinnon and Aubrey Plaza ftw with their kooky-ass witchy vibes.

And hell yes, Nicole Byer. She has the cackle to play every undead villain for the rest of time, as far as I'm concerned.

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Not Sure's avatar

Do the cougars like tequila?

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