Huge, Curvy Announcement: I'm Making a Butt News Podcast!

Say Hello to the Butt News Movie Club Movie Buttcast

Hi, friends!

I’m so excited to announce that I’m trying a NEW THING! A lot of people have asked me if I could create an audio version of Butt News so that they can hear my gorgeous voice read my beautiful jokes out loud. Many people are saying it and they’re saying it more and more! So we’re doing it! And it starts TODAY!

The first episode of the Butt News Movie Club Movie Buttcast will hit your inboxes at 12:30 pm PST—but it’s paid subscribers only, so smash that upgrade button if you want to listen!

I’m going to be working my way through the Butt News Movie Club back catalog in order, starting with the very first ever Butt News (Sleepless in Seattle!). This is essentially an audiobook version of the Butt News you’re already getting in your e-mail, which means you get to hear me do the voices and yell the all-caps parts the way they’re meant to be yelled. If you’ve listened to any of my audiobooks, you know that my audiobooks are a national treasure book of secrets and even better than the Declaration of Independence. I still feel like Shit, Actually should have won the Grammy for Best Audiobook of 2020 (I was not nominated) but it was cruelly stolen from me by Rachel Maddow. This will be an anti-Rachel Maddow podcast!!!!!

Anyway, I am VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS and you should be too! Please subscribe and tell your friends. Don’t forget that you can gift Butt News subscriptions to people you love or hate. Everyone deserves one, even DOCTOR FAUCI!!!¹

Love you very much!

Love,
Lindy

1. That’s a joke, please don’t e-mail me! The Rachel Maddow thing too! God, calm down!!!!!!!