No Butt News Movie Club This Week!

I Am Sorry but I Have to Be in a Kayak

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Hi, friends!

Sorry for the late notice, but I have decided to take this week off from Butt News Movie Club to relax for Labor Day Weekend! If you are hungry for some Butt News, may I suggest using this time to catch up on Butt News Movie Club installments 1 through 4? Or you can pick up my book, Shit, Actually, which is literally just a book-length collection of Butt Newses!

ALSO, if you’ve been enjoying Butt News, you could always celebrate this beautiful Labor Day by……. paying me for my labor!!!!! To everyone who’s already become a paid subscriber, THANK YOU SO MUCH MY ANGELS, and to everyone who hasn’t, that’s okay too! I love you still! But also, you could! It would be so nice! Here’s a button:

Anyway, I hope you are all well and happy and safe and here is a guide to self-managed abortion: Plan C Pills dot org. Please send it to everyone you know and write it on the wall everywhere you go! Our rights are innate! I despise this country and almost everything about it!

If you need me for the next four days I will be like this:

except in a kayak.

In conclusion, is anyone else not vegan at all but obsessed with vegan cashew cheese? This fucking shit????!!!?!?!!?!?! HELP. Pop off in comments, plz.

See you next week.

Love,

Lindy