Holy hell, this was one of the funniest things of yours I've ever read. I saved it for when I had time to read it in one sitting, and given that I got Covid this week, the timing was finally right. As of today I am a paid subscriber. A thousand blessings upon your brain.
Every holiday season I watch all three extended edishes of LOTR (I put it on in the background while I grade finals) and this reading has absolutely SENT me. I have been laughing so hard that my face hurts and I have had to restart reading a number of times. Thank you for this absolute horde of hilarity.
Holy hell, this was one of the funniest things of yours I've ever read. I saved it for when I had time to read it in one sitting, and given that I got Covid this week, the timing was finally right. As of today I am a paid subscriber. A thousand blessings upon your brain.
Crying. Actually howling. Cast-iron zoot suit. The Little Free Library. YARN FOR LOCKS 😭
Every holiday season I watch all three extended edishes of LOTR (I put it on in the background while I grade finals) and this reading has absolutely SENT me. I have been laughing so hard that my face hurts and I have had to restart reading a number of times. Thank you for this absolute horde of hilarity.
Bilbo “Shire” Baggins = Horrid freckled Mary King is a thesis for a PhD… if writing Butt News doesn’t pan out.
I feel seen.
Dying laughing over here. Thank you for this.
As someone who didn’t read the books, stupidly, I had NO idea ‘Ron is an alleged smokeshow and this changes everything re: my loins.
And referring to Sauron as ‘Ron has killed me.
Just laughed so loud that both my dogs had to run over to check on me ♥️