Calling all sweeties and angels! 911 alert! It’s time for more poorly executed makeup content!
I have to come clean with you all: I did not actually film this on Valentine’s Day, nor am I wearing this look on Valentine’s Day, nor did I film this with the foresight to mention Valentine’s Day in the video, thereby making it relevant to release on Valentine’s Day. However, it is a sexy and sensual look for the face that I think would befit any horny single looking for love! Or any non-horny married person looking for sleep, or any indifferent situationshipper looking for food, or any permutation thereof/therein! You should put it on while you get ready for whatever you’re doing tonight! IT’S A GOOD IDEA!
Algorithmic best practices be damned, I’m releasing it today because all of you are a gift in my life and you deserve a gift in return. Also I need the attention and I simply cannot wait.
I’m so glad you’re enjoying this series as much as I love making it. If you haven’t seen the first three episodes, get thee to the archives! And as usual, please pre-order Adult Braces! Ordering in hardcover from an indie bookstore helps me the most!
PEACE AND LOVE,
Lindy









