Archive - Butt News

I Stole the Declaration of Independence

Some Gossip About My Podcast

Apr 1 •

March 2024

Butt News Movie Club #28: Return to Oz

Oh Dear, My Thought Has Run Down AND My Action Has Run Down (I'm Depressed)

Mar 14 •

February 2024

Valentine's Day Sex Granola

My Recipe for Ultimate Pleasure

Feb 15 •

January 2024

Butt News Movie Club #27: Center Stage

I Got Kicked Out of College for Being Fat, but At Least I Got This Infected Toe!

Jan 11 •

December 2023

Gimli Son of Gloin: Boyfriend Material??

Gird Your Loins and Your Hearts (and My Axe) for FMK, Lord of the Rings Edition

Dec 30, 2023 •

November 2023

Butt News #26: Midsommar

I Will Never Bow to a Swede!

Nov 30, 2023 •

"Text Me Back" Is Now Live!

Listen and Subscribe If You Love Two Chuckleheads Who Are Best Friends Talking About Vampires!!!

Nov 9, 2023 •

I Moved to the Woods

And All I Got Was a Bunch of Bear Scat, No Internet, and an Unshakeable Inner Peace

Nov 5, 2023 •

September 2023

The Three Most Embarrassing Things I Bought Online This Month

I Met My True Self and She Is a Huge Dork

Sep 7, 2023 •

August 2023

"Every Castle, Ranked" on Tour!

Come See Me in Pt. Townsend, Portland, Olympia, AND Edmonds

Aug 15, 2023 •

Butt News #25: The Secret of NIMH

The Secret Is I'm Depressed

Aug 10, 2023 •

Butt News Movie Club Movie Buttcast, Episode 7

The Blair Witch Project

Aug 1, 2023 •

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